Montag, 30. Juli 2007

Hammer und Nagel

Gen. a.D. Wesley Clark erzählt aus dem Schatzkästchen:

“I guess if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail.”

Quelle: Gen. Wesley Clark Weighs Presidential Bid: „I Think About It Everyday“

In einem etwas anderem Zusammenhang:

“I’m not authorized to tell you this. But,” he said “the decision has been made, and the United States will invade Haiti. The date is the 20th” — I think it was this date — “of the 20th of September. And the planning must be done, and it must be done now. And if any of you have reservations about this, this is the time to leave.” So I looked at Jack, and I looked at Walt. They looked at me. I mean, we kind of shrugged our shoulders and said, “OK, if you want to invade Haiti, I mean, it’s not illegal. It’s not the country we’d most like to invade. The opposition there consists of five armored vehicles. But sure, I mean, if the President says to do it, yeah, we’re not going resign over it.” And so, we didn’t resign. Nobody resigned.

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