Dienstag, 20. November 2007

Wenn Passagiere es besser wissen wollen als der Pilot

[Captain über die Sprechanlage] „If the passenger with the IPhone would be kind enough to use it to check the weather at our alternate, calculate our fuel burn due to being rerouted around the storms, call the dispatcher to arrange our release, and then make a phone call to the nearest Air Traffic Control center to arrange our timely departure amongst the other aircraft carrying passengers with IPhones, then we will be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the Flight Attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multi-million dollar aircraft and its passengers to safely leave.“

Quelle: PlaneBuzz

(Dies gälte selbstverständlich nicht für die Swissair bei einem Grounding – der iPhone-Besitzer sollte dort statt das Wetter am Zielflughafen die Finanz-News abfragen)

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