Samstag, November 28, 2009

Twilight für Ü30-Frauen

Offenbar habe ich wieder einmal eine sehr wichtige, tiefgreifende Entwicklung in Hollywood verpasst — Twilight? Was zum Teufel ist das?

I work in a cinema and i've quickly learned that between 40-50% of the Twilight audience is women between 30-50, which is both interesting and hilarious[...] I do find it hilarious in the scene where Jason takes his shirt off. I was standing in the kiosk on the opening night and all I could hear was this wave of screams and giggles coming from the screening (at first I thought something was up, until someone told me it was just Jason getting shirtless again).

The films are brilliantly marketed towards a certain type of woman, and I think for the older ones it reminds me of their first loves or times yonder, and of course for the younger girls it's just a mixture of handsome vampire/wolves and pretty girls. Also, I had a few guys ask me when I was ushering if I could pretend their ticket was invalid so they wouldn't have to watch it with their girlfriend. Every guy I saw going into the Twilight screening had that familiar look of death in his eyes, where for a rare moment in their movie/tv lives, they were about to watch a film which had no interest whatsoever in gaining a male audience. The only thing a guy will get out of seeing Twilight is a sense of self-loathing and one or two confused boners.

Quelle: Twilight Moms : pics

Aber ich helfe wetten, dass Randal übermorgen Sonntagnachmittag an meiner Tür klingelt und mich fragt, ob ich ihn ins Westside begleite und mit ihm Twilight schauen komme ... Ich werde dankend ablehnen.

Der ist auch ganz gut:

Today, we salute you, Twilight Moms
The last time you screamed and cried this much was for the Beatles.

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