Die Schweinegrippe wird [furchterregende Begriffe hier einsetzen]

Several people in the UK have quite possibly got swine flu, but this doesn’t necessarily mean the end of civilisation.

… Of course flu is nothing to be, umm, sneezed at. It kills about 1,500 people in the UK every winter – but of course that is dull old people flu, not this headline-friendly new flu.

Quelle: Swine flu will [enter scare words here]… • The Register

Kann jemand bitte die unheilige Allianz aus BAG und Medienhäusern abstellen?