Posts Tagged ‘Microsoft’

Dienstag, 13. Oktober 2009

Microsoft, Sidekick, Danger — Disaster

„By the time Danger engineering became available to work on Pink a year later, innumerable bad decisions had already been made by clueless idiots. […] „no one really grasps how dysfunctional Microsoft has become. Yes Microsoft did spend half a billion dollars for, as near as anyone can tell, absolutely nothing.“

However, while Microsoft has plenty of examples of poor management, it also has no shortage of qualified engineers and information technology professionals, none of whom would plausibly begin upgrade work on a production data center without an exit strategy and backups in place.

Quelle: AppleInsider | Microsoft’s Sidekick/Pink problems blamed on dogfooding and sabotage

Microsoft, wie es kräucht und fläucht …

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Montag, 12. Oktober 2009

Microsoft hat das Backup vergessen

Microsoft/Danger has most likely lost everyone’s personal info including contacts, notes, calendar entries, to-dos, etc. […] Microsoft was upgrading their SAN and had hired Hitachi to come in and do it for them. Typically in an upgrade like this, you are expected to make backups of your SAN before the upgrade happens. Microsoft failed to make these backups for some reason. We’re not sure if it was because of the amount of data that would be required, if they didn’t have time to do it, or if they simply forgot.

Quelle: » What Caused the Sidekick Fail? – Sidekick LX 2009 / Sidekick 2008 / Sidekick LX / Sidekick Slide / Sidekick 3 / Hiptop 3

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Sonntag, 4. Oktober 2009

Anforderungen für das Windows 7-Kompatibilitäts-Logo

Beim Testen, so Relph, stellt Microsoft sicher, dass Anwender beim Einsatz eines als kompatibel gekennzeichneten Produkts möglichst wenig mit Abstürzen, Hängern oder Neustarts zu tun bekommt.

Quelle: heise online – Software für Windows 7 muss 64-Bit-tauglich sein

Da setzt Microsoft seine Messlatte für einmal wieder verdammt hoch … Wie wäre es damit, Software zu produzieren, die gar nicht erst abstürzt?

Abgesehen davon: Wieso muss man Software überhaupt mit solchen Klebern ausstatten?

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Mittwoch, 30. September 2009

Windows-Benutzer brauchen Geduld

It takes an average of 12 minutes to patch the latest vulnerability in Internet Explorer, 7 minutes to shut-down eight instances of Visual Studio, 3 minutes to reboot, and 3 hours to run a virus scan on the whole machine

Quelle: N Examples of Why Time Estimates are Always Wrong (Software Engineering Tips)

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Dienstag, 29. September 2009

Das Ende der eierlegenden Wollmilchsau-Software?

Each app’s a joy to use precisely because it’s built from scratch to solve certain problems real people have in a certain context — not to do everything for everyone and certainly not to fit into a “Suite” that was invented by some white-toothed Stanford grad who knows each app’s “Features & Benefits” bullets better than the needs of its battlefield users.

Quelle: kung fu grippe

Ja, Adobe und Microsoft, ich meine eure Produkte.

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Dienstag, 18. August 2009

Microsoft schiesst wieder mal den Vogel ab

The bug caused one of our customers to get different business reports depending on whether anyone had started up MS Paint during the data analysis.

Quelle: FYI: Not so funny Microsoft bug that hosed our company’s product because a „function randomly returns incorrect results“. : reddit.com

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Freitag, 31. Juli 2009

Gruber über Microsofts langsamen Niedergang

Today that is simply no longer the case. Microsoft has lost all but a sliver of this entire market. People who love computers overwhelmingly prefer to use a Mac today. Microsoft’s core problem is that they have lost the hearts of computer enthusiasts. Regular people don’t think about their choice of computer platform in detail and with passion like nerds do because, duh, they are not nerds. But nerds are leading indicators.

Microsoft seems to have conceded that the enthusiasts who’ve switched to the Mac in recent years are gone for good. Their apparent goal for Windows 7 was merely to make something better than Windows Vista. If Microsoft were a healthy, functional, competitive company willing and able to honestly assess its own shortcomings — like the Microsoft of the ’90s that conquered the entire industry — their goal would have been to make something not just better than Vista, but better than anything else on the market, including Mac OS X.

Quelle: Daring Fireball: Microsoft’s Long, Slow Decline

Mit Windows 7 hat Apple drei weitere Jahre „Schonfrist“ gekriegt. In dieser Zeit kann Mac OS X . Doch wie sagt man so schön: Microsoft ist dann am innovativsten, wenn die Firma in die Ecke gedrängt wurde. Es bleibt zu hoffen, dass die Bude es dieses Mal komplett vergeigen wird. Dinosaurier und Mammuts haben keine zweite Chance verdient.

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Freitag, 24. Juli 2009

Access- und Excel-basiertes CRM

unsere Außendienstler greifen über IE auf unser Access- und Excel-basiertes CRM zu

Quelle: Das wird ein Upgrade bei uns verhindern | Microsoft baut Sandkasten für Office 201… | heise security news-Foren

Dem sagt man garantiert nicht CRM, sondern Gefrickel höchster Ordnung … Motto: Gebt Leuten Excel und Access, und sie bauen dir in wenigen Tagen eine Weltuntergangsmaschine.

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Samstag, 4. Juli 2009

LSE powered by Microsoft … er … Windows … er … .NET … er … SQL Server

Was kommt raus, wenn Microsoft zusammen mit einem Beratungsunternehmen Software schreibt?

Anyone who was ever fool enough to believe that Microsoft software was good enough to be used for a mission-critical operation had their face slapped this September when the LSE (London Stock Exchange)’s Windows-based TradElect system brought the market to a standstill for almost an entire day. […]

TradElect runs on HP ProLiant servers running, in turn, Windows Server 2003. The TradElect software itself is a custom blend of C# and .NET programs, which was created by Microsoft and Accenture, the global consulting firm. On the back-end, it relied on Microsoft SQL Server 2000. Its goal was to maintain sub-ten millisecond response times, real-time system speeds, for stock trades.

[…] the LSE’s competition […] was able to deliver that level of performance and in general it was running rings about TradElect. Three guesses what MarketPrizm runs on and the first two don’t count. The answer is Linux.

[…] I can only wonder how many other Windows enterprise software failures are kept hidden away within IT departments by companies unwilling to reveal just how foolish their decisions to rely on archaic, cranky Windows software solutions have proven to be.

I’m sure the LSE management couldn’t tell Linux from Windows without a techie at hand. They can tell, however, when their business comes to a complete stop in front of the entire world.

Quelle: London Stock Exchange to abandon failed Windows platform – Computerworld Blogs

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Freitag, 12. Juni 2009

18 Versionen von Windows 7

Die Idioten drüben in Redmond sind lernunfähiger als befürchtet …

Instead of a single, packaged Windows 7, the new operating system – like Windows before it – will see Microsoft segment like crazy with six editions. Unless you’re in Europe, in which case you’re going to get 18.

Quelle: Microsoft to carpet bomb Europe with Windows 7 • The Register

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