Secret sources claim that a merger is underway which will shake whole Neuenegg: Today, Darud Inc. approached CB Corp. for initial talks about the possibility of a merger. It could lead to a event never seen before and induce unprecedented moves. Analysts say the whole undertaking couldn’t be accomplished in more than two years which will give opponents time to settle all disputes about ownership. Although, economies of scale can fulfill their promise in this special case and could double ROI within a short period. „Economies of scale really do apply to this kind of merger very well“, said former spokesmen of Darud Inc., John „Lo“ Voitila, a few hours ago at a press meeting. Stay tuned for more breaking news about current events.
This is no Aprils fool joke.
Nachtrag (oder: 4 Monate später): Dieser Text wurde mit „mächtig viu promille im gsicht“ nach einer durchzechten Nacht verfasst und sollte den mitlesenden Kollegen von mir und Darud durch die Blume sagen, an welcher Flamme sich Rändolph damals die Finger verbrannte … Wer nichts versteht: Kein Problem, ich habe auch so meine Probleme mit dem Text *grins*
