- I think of you as a brother (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in „Deliverance“ [?])
- There’s a slight difference in our ages (I don’t want to do my Dad)
- I’m not attracted to you in ‚that‘ way (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon)
- My life is too complicated right now (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing)
- I’ve got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s [Glacé])
- I don’t date men where I work (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
- It’s not you, it’s me (It’s you)
- I’m concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
- I’m celibate (I’ve sworn off only the men like you)
- Let’s be friends (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing)
Quelle: Rejection lines
Im selben Artikel finden sich auch dieselben Abfuhren, aber aus Sicht der sie aufsagenden Männer gedeutet. Und immer haben sie dieselbe Bedeutung: You’re ugly!
Guet Nacht!
