Archiv ‘Funny’

Dienstag, 11. Dezember 2007

Abtreibung gegen den Klimawandel

So seriously, in fact, that Vernelli aborted a pregnancy and, by age 27, had herself sterilized. Baby-making, she says, is „selfish“ and „all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet.“

Because Toni and her husband, Ed, are childless and vegan, they say they can justify one long-haul airplane trip per year and still remain carbon neutral.

[…] If we’re not saving the planet for our kids, for whom are we saving it? After we’re all sterilized and aborted, who’s going to appreciate the fact that global warming is, by golly, under control? Who’s going to live to tell the tale?

[…] Suddenly, the unborn is of no greater importance than the contents of our recycling bin. Like Weight Watchers dieters substituting carbs for sugars, we trade off future members of the human race to neutralize insults to Earth’s balance in the present.

Quelle: Survival of the Stupidest

Ganz gut war auch dieser Seitenhieb:

The Darwin Awards folks, who honor those who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it, […]

… welcher mich an die Fusszeile eines Blog-Lesers von mir erinnert:

The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Dank: Jan

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Dienstag, 11. Dezember 2007

Kaum Verkehrsunfälle in Saudi Arabien?

Saudi Arabia, which imposes a strict version of Islamic law, is the only country in the world where women are banned from driving.

Quelle: Car makers target Saudi women despite driving ban

Film-Tipp: Warum Männer nicht zuhören und Frauen schlecht einparken

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Freitag, 7. Dezember 2007

Silberpfeile sind out

THIS year, white is the new silver—in the car industry at least. For the first time since 2000, silver has been overtaken as North America’s favourite car colour. More vehicles rolled off assembly lines in white hues, according to DuPont Automotive’s annual “Global Colour Popularity Report” released on Tuesday December 4th. Black and red are also gaining popularity. The trend away from silver is seen elsewhere. Since 2006 white has zoomed ahead in Japan, with black pulling away in Europe.

Quelle: Popular hues

Labels: Blogosphäre, Funny, Medien

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Donnerstag, 6. Dezember 2007

Wo es in Europa die meisten Blondinen gibt

Noch Fragen?

Quelle: 214 – The Blonde Map of Europe

A propos: Ich protestiere gegen den Einsatz von Comic Sans für Fliesstext in Blog-Artikeln!

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Mittwoch, 5. Dezember 2007

Zwei Jahre altes Gras

Some good news on the Drug War front — a California state appeals court has ruled that the Garden Grove Police Department must return eight grams of pot officers seized from medical marijuana patient Felix Kha during a 2005 traffic stop, because Kha’s prescription was legal under state law. […]

Quelle: Cali Court to Nosy Cops: Don’t Bogart

Die einzig wichtige Frage auf diese Neuigkeit folgte sofort im ersten Kommentar:

Is two year old pot any good?

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Mittwoch, 5. Dezember 2007

Nur Profis sollten Waffen tragen

… nun gut, vielleicht ist bereits das schon zuviel verlangt:

A Drug Enforcement Administration agent who stars in a popular online video that shows him shooting himself in the foot during a weapons demonstration for Florida children is suing over the tape’s release, […] The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room professional enough to carry the weapon.

Quelle: DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues U.S.

Dank: Kure

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Montag, 3. Dezember 2007

Langfinger unter sich

„Don’t steal, the government hates competition!“

Quelle: Paul Right To Vote Against Rosa Parks Medal

Dieses Zitat enthält einen doppelten Sinn: a) der Staat „stiehlt“ seinen Steuerzahlern das Geld aus dem Sack, b) er hasst Konkurrenz, was meiner Meinung nach auch einen Hinweis auf die freie Marktwirtschaft sein soll …

Der ist auch ganz gut:

The Congressional Gold Medal is made of solid gold, and in every instance it is awarded, it can cost taxpayers upwards of $30,000. […]

Paul also lamented the „supreme irony“ of awarding a Buddhist leader with such a costly material gift when Buddhism eschews worldly possessions in favor of spiritual wealth.

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Montag, 3. Dezember 2007

Frau 2.0

“If we can put a man on the moon,” he might point out, “why can’t we turn our wives into more agreeable companions?”

Quelle: US Government Should Pass Laws to Make Women Sexier, More Submissive

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Freitag, 23. November 2007

Our Man in Fribourg


Our Man in Fribourg
Originally uploaded by emeidi

Na, wenn das nicht der Tscheche ist!

PS: Über Drittfirmen Angestellte Microsoft-Mitarbeiter erkennt man an dem der E-Mail-Adresse vorangestellten „v-„.

PPS: Tom, jetzt hast du endgültig verloren. Beim nächsten Rundmail von Zgräsch wird deine Geschäftsadresse für Drei- und Vierfachkopien missbraucht.

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Mittwoch, 21. November 2007

Zuckerbergs Gesetz

„Once every hundred years media changes.“ –– Mark Zuckerberg, Gründer von Facebook

Quelle: Liveblogging Facebook Advertising Announcement (Social Ads + Beacon + Insights)

Bissige Replik

It’s true. Look back over the last millennium or two, and you’ll see that every century, like clockwork, there’s been a big change in media. Cave painting lasted a hundred years, and then there was smoke signaling, which also lasted a hundred years, and of course there was the hundred years of yodeling, and then there was the printing press, which was invented almost precisely 100 years ago, and so forth and so on up to the present day — the day that Facebook picked up the 100-year torch and ran with it.

Quelle: Facebook founder’s 100-year flub

Fast so gut wie …

„During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.“ –– Albert Arnold „Al“ Gore, Jr.

Quelle: Al Gore „invented the Internet“ – resources

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