Archiv ‘Funny’

Samstag, 12. November 2011

Für neue Apple-Produkte anstehen

Wonderin if when Rome was fallin all the Romans was standin in line waitin to get that new chariot or the like. The barbarians at the gates and them just standin there waitin.

Quelle: The Apple Store

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Sonntag, 4. September 2011

Wie man Finnen so richtig ärgert

people started sending Linus money directly. I’m not sure they did it out of gratitude, however, since they usually sent personal checks from the US. As Linus quickly learned, Finnish banks really, really hate checks. Especially personal checks. Particularly personal checks from the US. They invent all sorts of bureaucratic pit-falls and rules and fees to make it difficult and expensive to use checks. If you want to make trouble for a Finn, send him a personal check from the US. And that’s not a joke.

Quelle: Linux Anecdotes

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Labels: Funny, Linux, USA

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Chinesisches Staatsfernsehen

A popular joke about CCTV is that the first 10 minutes of the news focus on Chinese officials being very busy; the second 10 are about how Chinese people are very happy; the last 10 report how foreigners have tragic lives.

Quelle: Cramming For College At Beijing\’s Second High | Fast Company

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Fortschrittliche Belgier

Da trifft es sich doch gut, dass Belgien seit über einem Jahr gar keine Regierung mehr hat. Damit sind die Belgier den anderen um mindestens ein Jahr voraus.

Quelle: arlesheimreloaded » Die können das. Zu zweit. Einfach so. Ist Europa. » arlesheimreloaded

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Labels: Funny, Politik

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Was, wenn HP sein Druckergeschäftsmodell auf das TouchPad übertragen hätte?

If I were in charge at HP, the TouchPad would have been sold for $99, but you’d have needed to buy red, green and blue pixel cartridges every few months for $19 each.

— Richard H. Schwartz

Quelle: vowe dot net :: Quote of the day

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Wer will schon Pfennigfuchser als Zielpublikum

Most advertisers want people to buy their product, i.e. pay for it. When an app (on any platform) is free and sponsored by ads, a large portion of its user base will be people who want something for free. If we’re allowed to generalize here, they don’t want to pay if they can avoid it.

Quelle: Royal Pingdom: The irony of ad-sponsored apps

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Hatten die USA jemals unfähigere Präsidentschaftskandidaten?

Candidates like Perry and Bachmann make a plain vanilla narcissist like Sarah Palin look at least capable of running a student council.

Quelle: History is Not Your Therapist – Clusterfuck Nation

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Labels: Funny, Politik, USA

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Die zwei Arten von Erfahrungen

some people have 20 years of experience…and some people have one year of experience, repeated 20 times.

Quelle: The little-known secret of how to actually choose a web designer (in 5 easy steps) ~ Information Highwayman ~ expert advice on conversion-rate optimization, online marketing, attention-thievery

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Samstag, 3. September 2011

Ist das TouchPad doch noch der iPad-Killer?

What the huge sales of the $99 TouchPad tells us about iPad and the future of tablets

Nothing.

Quelle: What the huge sales of the $99 TouchPad tells us about iPad and the future of tablets

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Labels: Apple, Funny

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Sonntag, 24. Juli 2011

Lieber spät als nie …

Braunau entzieht Hitler Ehrenbürgerwürde

Quelle: Geburtsort: Braunau entzieht Hitler Ehrenbürgerwürde – SPIEGEL ONLINE – Nachrichten – Panorama

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